Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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3 year.ago... They had dinner at the Kremlin and sat down afterwards alone for drinks and cigars and to discuss business. After a little bit Putin asks Trump "hey, you wanna see something?" and he rings a little bell that's sitting on the coffee table. A beautiful blond walks in to the room, kneels in front of Putin, and without a word starts giving him a blowjob right there in front of Trump. A few minutes go by and Putin smacks the blond once on the back of the head, she gets up, and without a word leaves the room. Putin smiles at Trump. "You wanna try too?" He asks. "Yes" says Trump enthusiastically "but please don't smack my head when you're done".
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They took 3 corpses into the lab and ran experiments. Subject 1 gets revived and thanks the scientists for saving him from Hell. Subject 2 gets revived and proceeds to scold the scientists for bringing him away from Heaven. Subject 3 gets revived and immediately runs away. When asked, he replies: "What the hell, I was playing Doom! Why'd you bring me here?"
The first three nails are free.
He has shingles
I have no idea.
A Koi-fish-ent
He said no.
You could krill yourself.
He paused and said, “Yeah…I’ve been thinking that too.”
Now they’re all in bread
That is to say, she's always right about everything and blows up if I tell her otherwise.
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